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THE VERY BORING PARTY · PATTAYA, 7 DAYS

Seven days by the sea. Nothing dramatic is planned. Possibly a lot of fun.

Couple laughing together on a sandy beach

The Very Boring Party

We are Very Boring Travels. We plan sensible trips, we like a schedule and we keep the spreadsheets tidy. Then we take a group to Pattaya for seven days and somehow it turns into a party.

Monday to Sunday, twice a month. Come on your own, with friends, or bring your wife or girlfriend. Women are warmly welcome.

This is a group trip. We do not arrange partners or private sessions for guests.

Couple laughing on the beach Friends raising a toast around a table Friends enjoying the seaside

What We Are Planning

We are still finalising this with local operators in Pattaya. Everything below is being arranged, nothing is locked in yet.

  • Stay
    A private villa or a premium hotel, being arranged.
  • Meals
    Group dinners, plus a lot of eating in places we think are worth the walk. Being arranged.
  • Transport
    Comfortable transfers and local transport, so nobody has to argue with a map. Being arranged.
  • Together time
    Shared time as a group, being planned.

Days Out

Our idea of an exciting excursion is one that starts on time. These are all planned and being arranged. Photos are illustrations, not the actual venues.

Spires of a Thai Buddhist temple

Buddhist templesGold spires, quiet courtyards and a good reason to wear sensible shoes.Planned, being arranged
A large white Buddha statue against the sky

Big Buddha statuesVery large, very calm. A fine place to practise being boring for ten minutes.Planned, being arranged
A street food stall with pots of cooked dishes

Food toursOne street, one plan, many plates. We have a list and we intend to follow it.Planned, being arranged
A lit night market food stall in Thailand

Night marketsLights, snacks and souvenirs you will definitely not need. Back at the villa by a reasonable hour, in theory.Planned, being arranged
A sailing boat cruising on green sea water

Yacht dayOne day on the water with the group. The only thing we plan to drift is the afternoon.Planned, being arranged
An elephant being fed a banana at a sanctuary

Elephant sanctuaryAn ethical sanctuary where you watch and feed the elephants. No riding.Planned, being arranged

Also on the list: a tiger park visit, being arranged. Venues are still being checked.

All details are planned and may change as arrangements are confirmed.

Couple relaxing on Pattaya beach at sunset

Who It Is For

Men, couples and friends who want a relaxed week away in good company. Bring your wife or girlfriend if you like. Women are welcome too.

Planned Dates

Monday to Sunday. One trip in the first week and one in the third week of each month. Dates are planned and may change.

MONTH FIRST-WEEK TRIP THIRD-WEEK TRIP
November 2026 Mon 2 – Sun 8 Nov Mon 16 – Sun 22 Nov
December 2026 Mon 7 – Sun 13 Dec Mon 21 – Sun 27 Dec
January 2027 Mon 4 – Sun 10 Jan Mon 18 – Sun 24 Jan
February 2027 Mon 1 – Sun 7 Feb Mon 15 – Sun 21 Feb
March 2027 Mon 1 – Sun 7 Mar Mon 15 – Sun 21 Mar

More details will be added here as they are confirmed.

Photos via Pexels, including work by Bethany Ferr, Seljan Salimova, Andreas Maier, khanh nguyen and Tony Wu, plus other Pexels contributors.